Put your left arm out - and then your right
Flap your wings up and down till you take flight
You’re a bird. You’re a plane.
You’re a butterfly dancing in the rain
And you’re ready, I can see you’re ready…
CHORUS
Now you’re ready to fly all around the world
Yes, you’re ready to fly all around the world
You can climb up real high - and then look down
At all your friends they look like ants crawling on the ground
You’re bug. A balloon!
You’re a rocket shooting for the moon
And you’re ready, I can see you’re ready…
CHORUS
Put your left arm out - and then your right
Flap your wings up and down till you take flight
You’re a bee. Buzzing by.
You’re a lightning bug lighting up the sky
And you’re ready, I can see you’re ready…
CHORUS
Tag Verse
Flap your left arm then your right
Now you’re flying out of sight
Like a bird and like a plane
A butterfly out in the rain
All around this great big world
Every boy and every girl
All around this great big world
Every boy and every girl
Every boy and every girl
Deep in the jungle where the river flows
There’s a great big animal that everybody knows
One sad day while he was splashing around
He started making this awful sound
It rumbled up from his belly and it rattled his throat
Like he accidentally swallowed up a sunken tugboat
He tried to be polite and cover up his mouth
But the sound kept coming out
CHORUS
Now they call him
Hiccup...Hiccupopotamus
Hiccup...Hiccupopotamus
Hiccup...Hiccupopotamus
He just can’t make ‘em stop
It was such a funny sound
He woke the sleeping crocodile
He made the anteater and the anaconda smile
The laughing Hyena laughed so hard she couldn’t breathe
Still the sound just would not leave…that’s why they call him
CHORUS
He tried standing on his head and holding his nose
While a big, furry monkey tickled all of his toes
But nothing made it better nothing made it go away
There was nothing you could say…except to call him
CHORUS
He tried blowing up balloons while he was brushing teeth
While he was making funny faces at his second cousin Keith
He tried to whistle underwater like a water buffalo
But the sound just would not go…that’s why they call him
If you’re traveling to the Congo
And you’re walking through a meadow
And you run into a Rhino
Here’s a little tip that I bet you never did know
It’s a No No to kiss a Rhino!
It’s a No No to kiss a Rhino!
And if your crazy Uncle Otto
Wins a fortune on the lotto
And decides to buy a Rhino
Say, “Before you do there’s something that you really should know.”
It’s a No No to kiss a Rhino!
It’s a No No to kiss a Rhino!
So remember this wherever you go
From Key West to Colorado
If you run into a Rhino
Take a step back and politely tell him “Hello”
It’s a No No to kiss a Rhino!
It’s a No No to kiss a Rhino!
You can kick it with your foot. You can throw it at the wall
You can smash it on the ceiling if you’re ten feet tall
Roll it off the roof underneath your Daddy’s car
Gorilla’s do it all the time it can’t be hard
CHORUS
We gotta open up the coconut
We gotta open up the coconut
Everybody listen up - We gotta open up the coconut
You can put it on a trampoline and bounce it to the sky
Hit it with a bat then catch on the fly
Give it a karate chop that’s what my brother said
But don’t listen when he tells you can hit it with your head
CHORUS
You can let your cat scratch it. You can throw it to your dog
You can leave it to the termites living underneath the log
Stab it with your fork. Beat it with your spoon
Bomb it with a great big water balloon
CHORUS
You can put it in a barrel heading for Niagra falls
Give it to the Titans when they play football
Drop it from a ladder saw it in half
Rub it underneath your arms till everybody laughs!
CHORUS
You can take it to the Everglades and sink it in the swamp
Let an Alligator eat it with his Alligator chomp
Crush it with a wrecking ball (Maybe that’s too much!)
And if you break your leg - you can beat it with your crutch
CHORUS
You can strap it to a rocket ship and send it the moon
You can shoot it from a cannon going BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
You can load it in a catapult to scare the Visigoths
Hide it in your sweater till it’s eaten by the moths
CHORUS
You can throw it from a helicopter down into the sea
Let the swordfish serve it to the Manatee
Find the nearest elephant and say “For Goodness Sake”
Won’t you sit down on my coconut until the shell breaks?!”
CHORUS
You can swing your favorite hammer down upon a penny nail
That’s what my teacher told me and she says it never fails
You get a crack started then you pull it open wide
Now everybody’s eating up the Coconut inside!
CHORUS X2
Everybody open up the coconut
Everybody open up the coconut
Down by the water where the crawdad sleeps
There’s a little green creature with the four-webbed feet
He jumps in the morning. He jumps at night.
He jumps till he jumps clean out of sight
They call him “Mr. Freddie Frog”
He rules the riverbank
Sittin’ on his log
When he was little you mighta called him Mr. Tadpole
Living in the water of your swimming hole
He sprouted some legs. He moved to the land.
That’s because he’s one of those amphibians.
They call him “Mr. Freddie Frog”
He rules the riverbank
Sittin’ on his log
Now you might have heard a rumor that’s been going around
That Mr. Freddie Frog sports a golden crown
If you want to see it just remember this
You gotta pucker up for a big frog kiss!
If you think that you can catch, man, you better be quick
His legs are fast. His skin is slick.
You think you’ve got him cornered then you miss by a mile
He’s so hard to handle, baby, that’s his style
They call him “Mr. Freddie Frog”
He rules the riverbank
Sittin’ on his log
Down by the water where the crawdad sleeps
There’s a little green creature with four-webbed feet
CHORUS
If you jump on your bed
You’re gonna fall on your head
That’s what my Mama said
If you jump on your bed
You’re gonna fall on your head
That’s what my Mama said
She said, “It’s not a diving board
It’s not a trampoline
It’s not a place to bounce around
Like a jumping jelly bean
It’s a place for slumber
It’s a place to relax
So please remember this simple fact!”
CHORUS
She said, “It’s not a football field
It’s not a ‘rassling ring
It’s not a mosh pit for when Roger Day sings
It’s a place to rest
And to recuperate
So please don’t go tempting fate!”
CHORUS
Well....
I didn’t pay much attention
I didn’t listen very well
And when my Mama wasn’t looking
I went jumping for a spell
And you know she was wrong
I didn’t fall on the floor
I went straight through the ceiling
And man is my head sore!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
EVERYBODY IN THE HUMAN RACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
1, 2, 3, 4 MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
EVERYBODY IN THE HUMAN RACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
Helicopter Harry has Helicopter Hair
He went to sleep just fine but woke up in the air
Now he tells the weatherman if it’s cloudy or fair
That’s Helicopter Harry with his Helicopter Hair
Helicopter Harry he was doing all right
Till he refused to take a bath one Saturday night
He said, “Uh uh, No way! I’m not using shampoo!”
Then he woke up in the morning with a new hairdo
Now they call him Helicopter Harry with his Helicopter Hair
He went to sleep just fine but woke up in the air
Now he tells the weatherman if it’s cloudy or fair
That’s Helicopter Harry with his Helicopter Hair
Well, Helicopter Harry he was really surprised
He never knew that dirty hair could make you fly
So the moral of the story is sad but it’s true
If you want your hair happy you’d better use shampoo...
Or you could be like Helicopter Harry has Helicopter Hair
He went to sleep just fine but woke up in the air
Now he tells the weatherman if it’s cloudy or fair
That’s Helicopter Harry with his Helicopter Hair
Oh, we had alot of fun
Dancing in the sun
Never once complained
In the middle of the rain
Now it’s time to say
“See you later, Alligator”
“In a while Crocodile”
Till we meet again
My amigo friend
Oh, we had alot of fun
Dancing in the sun
Never once complained
In the middle of the rain
Now it’s time to say
“See you later, Alligator”
“In a while Crocodile”
Till we meet again
My amigo friend
Till we meet again
My amigo friend
Hope to see you soon...
YOU BIG HAIRY BABOON!
I like ketchup on my hot dogs
Ketchup on my fries
Ketchup on my corn dog
Keeps me satisfied
That’s why I’m so confused
When my Mama speaks
How come I gotta take a nap
To catch up on my sleep?
How come I gotta take a nap
To catch up on my sleep?
Down by the water where the crawdad sleeps
There’s a little green creature with the four-webbed feet
He jumps in the morning. He jumps at night.
He jumps till he jumps clean out of sight
They call him “Mr. Freddie Frog”
He rules the riverbank
Sittin’ on his log
When he was little you mighta called him Mr. Tadpole
Living in the water of your swimming hole
He sprouted some legs. He moved to the land.
That’s because he’s one of those amphibians.
They call him “Mr. Freddie Frog”
He rules the riverbank
Sittin’ on his log
Now you might have heard a rumor that’s been going around
That Mr. Freddie Frog sports a golden crown
If you want to see it just remember this
You gotta pucker up for a big frog kiss!
If you think that you can catch, man, you better be quick
His legs are fast. His skin is slick.
You think you’ve got him cornered then you miss by a mile
He’s so hard to handle, baby, that’s his style
They call him “Mr. Freddie Frog”
He rules the riverbank
Sittin’ on his log
Down by the water where the crawdad sleeps
There’s a little green creature with four-webbed feet
CHORUS
If you jump on your bed
You’re gonna fall on your head
That’s what my Mama said
If you jump on your bed
You’re gonna fall on your head
That’s what my Mama said
She said, “It’s not a diving board
It’s not a trampoline
It’s not a place to bounce around
Like a jumping jelly bean
It’s a place for slumber
It’s a place to relax
So please remember this simple fact!”
CHORUS
She said, “It’s not a football field
It’s not a ‘rassling ring
It’s not a mosh pit for when Roger Day sings
It’s a place to rest
And to recuperate
So please don’t go tempting fate!”
CHORUS
Well....
I didn’t pay much attention
I didn’t listen very well
And when my Mama wasn’t looking
I went jumping for a spell
And you know she was wrong
I didn’t fall on the floor
I went straight through the ceiling
And man is my head sore!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
EVERYBODY IN THE HUMAN RACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
1, 2, 3, 4 MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE
EVERYBODY IN THE HUMAN RACE
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
MAKE A MONSTER FACE AND FREEZE!
Helicopter Harry has Helicopter Hair
He went to sleep just fine but woke up in the air
Now he tells the weatherman if it’s cloudy or fair
That’s Helicopter Harry with his Helicopter Hair
Helicopter Harry he was doing all right
Till he refused to take a bath one Saturday night
He said, “Uh uh, No way! I’m not using shampoo!”
Then he woke up in the morning with a new hairdo
Now they call him Helicopter Harry with his Helicopter Hair
He went to sleep just fine but woke up in the air
Now he tells the weatherman if it’s cloudy or fair
That’s Helicopter Harry with his Helicopter Hair
Well, Helicopter Harry he was really surprised
He never knew that dirty hair could make you fly
So the moral of the story is sad but it’s true
If you want your hair happy you’d better use shampoo...
Or you could be like Helicopter Harry has Helicopter Hair
He went to sleep just fine but woke up in the air
Now he tells the weatherman if it’s cloudy or fair
That’s Helicopter Harry with his Helicopter Hair
Oh, we had alot of fun
Dancing in the sun
Never once complained
In the middle of the rain
Now it’s time to say
“See you later, Alligator”
“In a while Crocodile”
Till we meet again
My amigo friend
Oh, we had alot of fun
Dancing in the sun
Never once complained
In the middle of the rain
Now it’s time to say
“See you later, Alligator”
“In a while Crocodile”
Till we meet again
My amigo friend
Till we meet again
My amigo friend
Hope to see you soon...
YOU BIG HAIRY BABOON!
I like ketchup on my hot dogs
Ketchup on my fries
Ketchup on my corn dog
Keeps me satisfied
That’s why I’m so confused
When my Mama speaks
How come I gotta take a nap
To catch up on my sleep?
How come I gotta take a nap
To catch up on my sleep?
